All I want for Christmas

Is Das Keyboard.

It’s heroism is only rivaled by Stephen Colbert

Kevvie Rudd: Use this Campaign Picture, Darling

It’s cheaper than those ads you’ve been running for workchoices and FAR more effective.

I’m definitely appealing to the UN

Those of you that read the news I’m sure were utterly shocked at finding this today:
The Spice Girls officially announced today that all five original members will reunite and perform for 11 concerts around the world in December and January. The concerts will be the first time they’ve performed together since breaking up in 2001, [...]

Fuck the SRC, I’m appealing to the UN

Found this interesting little easter egg on the course outline for a subject I’m doing next semester:
Students can provide feedback for this UoS by talking to lecturer, in UoS assessments and Staff-Students liaison meetings. Additionally, you may approach, with feedback about this UoS, either the lecturer, your year representatives, your year adviser, the Departmental Director [...]

Unionist Tools Embarrass Rudd Once Again

OPPOSITION Leader Kevin Rudd has been embarrassed by accusations from a major union that the US is a terrorist state – and the emergence of another video allegedly showing CFMEU thugs threatening employers.
It seems poor Kevin is fast discovering that, while it may be good in a campaign funding sense, being leader of the political [...]

Alcohol bans may extend to Darwin

ALCOHOL restrictions could be introduced in Darwin and other Northern Territory centres to curb abuse among indigenous people visiting from remote communities.
Ahead of a meeting with John Howard in Brisbane today, Northern Territory Chief Minister Clare Martin flagged increased controls on the sale of alcohol…
Okay, I was somewhat upset at the method the Government has [...]

Rove McManus to pursue US career

This article in The Australian tells us that Rove has signed up with a US talent agency with a view to hosting a talk show over there. One would think that by now the talentless hacks of this country would’ve realised that there’s an ALP preselection there waiting for them, and should they choose to [...]

I’m by no means a cowardly man

But there is one thing that I fear more than a Trotskyite bear holding a shark while singing Mandy Moore songs, and that is having my ELEC course website break the night before my exam.
EDIT: It was a browser compatibility issue, because the scum at EE never anticipated such HTML/CSS compliance as mine displays. Ergo, [...]

The Elderly are Well Hung

I’m sure many of you, the heroes, own Televisions, which means, I assume, you watch the contents therein. Of late the NSW RTA has sought to waste a metric fuckton of cash on an advertisement that makes less sense than the drunk ramblings of a past NSW Premier. It seems that in all of their [...]

MATLAB: Designed by Stalin himself?

I think it’s clear that the answer is yes. On the bright side it is my last exam and it is going to be over by about 4pm tomorrow.