This is why you’re morally obliged to violate copyrights

Yesterday I bought a $69 digital set-top box from Strathfield Car Radio. It’s awesome (for the price) – it is ready to accept sweet, supple IDE hard driverage of your choice, and it doesn’t even care if your drive is formatted for an Xbox or anything. It has a rubbish demi-PSU which loves to fuck [...]

An interesting point on why we’re all fucked.

Whoever controls the spice, controls the Universe. This asshole can barely control his own contradictory and moronic statements. If Rudd does win, reach across the aisle and yoink Costello for treasurer; at least he has a complete idea of what he’s doing and has nailed it down to a fine art.

Let’s all go to the lobby, and buy ourselves a one-way ticket the fuck outta here

So there I was, minding my own business, innocently looking for the current-but-mysteriously-invisible polls that I know show Howard ahead in my dear homelectorate of Bennelong when suddenly I’m raped by a secret gay Liberal minister. Don’t adjust your computervision set – you’re right, that was not true. In fact, what is true is that [...]

Seven Oh Kevin, A Retrospective

I (‘the eternal protagonist’) enter the fray. Some words are carelessly strewn for the dogs to feast upon while I do something worthwhile (‘responsible stripper ownership’). Readership increases by 70% (‘approximate figure’). I’m the Kevin Rudd of the Internet.

First Post (my BEST POST YET!)

Silence. I don’t start things, and I sure as hell don’t finish things. I’m there in the middle, when the risks are low and the rewards are high. Only problem is the price of admission – I could only join this blog if I legally adopted the same name as a current contributor. Dan is [...]

The first demonstrable impact of blogging on Australian politics

Yesterday I posted something saying that Howard’s stock would rise as soon as voters realised Rudd was a cunt, and tomorrow’s Newspoll sees the gap between the two parties narrow by 8 points. Game. Fucking. On.

Rudd: Three months on, still a cunt

A bit over three months ago I posed the following on my Facebook blog: So it seems that St. Kevin has been labelled by one of his own backbenchers as a friendless, cynical, autocratic, egotistical, narcissistic, short-tempered, thin-skinned, condescending, smart-arse cunt. Now there are many, many people throughout history that this kind of description could [...]

More tired than a prostitute over APEC

(For anyone who doesn’t know what I’m talking about, I’m referring to the boom in our sex trade over APEC, despite the suffering of the rest of our city. I’ll rant more about this later). So what am I tired over? Though physical and mental fatigues are weighty, I’m growing ever more tired over the [...]

Dismiss the passionate at your own Peril

This obvious simpleton gets column space to rip on Ron Paul (I’m personally a huge fan of the man, by the way, despite not legally being allowed to donate to his campaign), and yet Andrew Keen says that the Media is the Vanguard of the Professional and the blogosphere is Amateur Hour? I’d honestly think [...]

Let’s all look at Piracy: Youtube Spam!

(Thanks to the USYD Law Revue Kids) Remember kids, Piracy funds terrorism, I have a pie chart that proves it. Downloading Movies and Music causes serious moral panics. If you’ve used the internet chances are you’re guilty of a civil infraction of inherent copyright law, and thanks to evergreening that beowulf fanfic you’ve waited so [...]