Quah: Coming For Your Family First!

ANDREW QUAH TURNS

INTO

NEWS AT 11.

Update: Quah, not, not, not Straight

Andrew finds this sexually attractive.
 
Wait, who the hell am I kidding, I find that sexually attractive, it’s John Barrowman for Christ’s sake. He’s in Doctor Who!

The Defenders of Freedom

Today’s world is one marked by widespread social movements, most notably environmentalism and the ‘fair trade’ movement. I do not mean to be dismissive when I state that these movements are as much based on primal urges as pure reason. I conceive these primal urges as our base emotions, the feeling that something must be [...]

Hey Andrew, where’s my Subpoena?

So it appears Herr Andy has thrown hate at Patriot and loveable hero/teddybear Andrew “Hero” Landeryou.
So here’s a list of things you should know about Andrew Quah:

According to the pictures he’s super not well endowed, and this is verifiable
His comments that the pictures, particularly the third picture were not him are LIES, filthy filthy lies.
The [...]

Commenting Hero of the Day

Today’s hero comment of the Day (This is a new section that will happen rarely and is not to be considered daily, in any way, shape, or form.) is Eric:
I’m disgusted that anyone would victimise someone else like this.
Oh, wait, it’s a candidate for family fist? The party that makes it their business to victimise [...]

Peter Costello does more for students in one week than NUS in whole lifetime.

You see kids, there’s an election on and we’re all doomed, but the good news is that EVERYONE WANTS TO BUY YOUR VOTE
*applause*
You see, you, the crafty blog-reading, well-informed type-person has the power to say who gets to call the shots on the exact same policies come November 24th (Otherwise known as D day). When [...]

Update: Fuck Off Duncan McKay (You Are Not A Science Team)

Here’s why:

“I AM A SCIENCE TEAM”

Update: Fuck off Duncan McKay (Moral outrage is so 1940’s)

Listen, kids. We give you all the ability to write little ditties and comments and the like on this site so that we can see you write posts about how glorious/wonderful/marvellous we are.
Admittedly, we also like a dissenting voice once in a while, but I think I’ll draw the line at outright hypocrisy.
This is absolutely [...]

Leave Andrew alone!

I’m sensitively attuned to the world of Family First politics, which is why I was shocked to hear of the Quah Penisgate – I thought he was a bonsai grower. I was right, but turns out he’s also a politician! What are the chances?
Senorita Quah has fended off allegations of grievous sexual disgustitude with the [...]

Quah scandal protracts, ironic headline makes fun of his genitalia.

As I’m sure you’re all aware of the Andrew Quah Scandal has been reaching what can only be called alarming heights.

Andrew Quah
Pictures of Mr Quah have circulated the internet, followed closely by laughter. What isn’t known exactly is how the pictures were obtained and how they were spread.
To add a little bit of Background information [...]