Bono’s Manager To ISP’s: “Stop Downloading!” ISP’s to Manager “Fuck off you muppet”

So it’d appear that the manager of the second coming of Jesus Christ (Not a latter day saint) is all up in ire because some people are apparently pirating U2’s music, stopping him from adding extra pillars of gold onto his luxurious mansion as the SMH reports:
The long-time manager of rock band U2 has lashed [...]

Drivel whilst trapped and Bored

I’ve been at Uni today forced to do an utterly useless subject for Engineering that is supposed to be ‘teaching effective writing’. We’re learning basic grammar. It’s atrocious. We’re being taught when to use each of the three “there, their or they’re”’s. Anyway, whilst I was supposed to write a cover letter for a Resume, [...]

The best candidate the Democrats have….

Both the Republicans and Democrats should have Ron Paul as their candidate… anything else is just suicide
Hope for America, hope for the world…
Also I’m still alive, just seething privately… I promise to try and bring out my seething as much as possible for the world to see as soon as possible

Get well soon, Tim!

Just found out from the Inter-Nets that Tim Blair has Cancer:
Tim’s a fantastic blogger and a renowned shit-stirrer with a fantastic sense of humour.
All of us on the internet wish you the best.

Tonight: I pontificate in forums. Then: Copypaste to show I still have keys to the blog.

Topic: Aren’t kittens cute and wubbly
Page: 36 
[QUOTE=Cadbury;8295096]Dont buy the hype. A well made mini reactor is extremely safe. It cant blow up. It cant irradiate several city blocks. At worst, some radioactive coolant might leak out – requiring a cleanup crew.[/QUOTE]
I essentially agree with you, at least regarding the safety of these reactors [...]

Phenomenal Beer Ad

… How is a Beer… Whale Safe?
I wholly support this endeavour.

What’s that Arkansas? I can’t hear you!

HuckaBOOM!

Mike Huckabee: A manly man’s man.

He’s won Iowa. He can play a bass guitar. But who is the man behind all the hype? It’s time to play “Top 10 things that Mike Huckabee actually believes”:

That abortion legislation should be left to the states.
That the Federal government should override state legislation to outlaw abortion completely.
That “homosexuality is an aberrant, unnatural, and [...]

Monkeys? What? India does not make sense

The second test between India and Australia flared up yesterday when Harbhajan Singh singled out Andrew Symonds, the only player with black heritage in the Australian team, to attack him with monkey sledges. Now it confused me last year to hear Indian crowds were doing something similar, and it still seems to me to be [...]

Stephen Conroy does not have an Internet license

In the last few days Conroy has proposed that in order to protect ‘working families’ from all the porn their kids are going to access on their government bought laptops, we need mandatory ISP level censorship of “questionable content”. There would be an option to ‘opt out’, but being the cynical individual I am, it [...]