As I’m sure you’re all aware of the Andrew Quah Scandal has been reaching what can only be called alarming heights.
Andrew Quah
Pictures of Mr Quah have circulated the internet, followed closely by laughter. What isn’t known exactly is how the pictures were obtained and how they were spread.
To add a little bit of Background information into how this all occurred what must first be taken into context is Quah’s account on the Student forum Bored Of Studies
Quah’s entire post record can be found here, view it at your own wont.
Executive summary is that Quah’s nonsense and anti-woman postings attracted the ire of several other members of the forum. As such, several of those members added Mr Quah onto the popular Online Instant Messaging platform “MSN Messenger” pretending to be a pair of young girls.
I don’t think I can stress this point enough.
What we have obtained here at B+N is a copy of the chat logs from the individual who obtained the photos of Mr Quah in the first place.
Names have been removed to protect the innocent. Here is the full and unedited, concatenated transcripts of the multiple logs.
Anonymous1: im mandy :D
Anonymous3: dIs is LuCY
Anonymous3: ShEs PreETY
Anonymous4: hey stel
Anonymous4: sup babe
Anonymous3: StELLa dOEsNT KnOW ManDy
Anonymous1: ha! it was you all along! wheres katherine? you girls playing the
annual net? training tomorrow, don’t forget! i’m bringing the oranges!
Anonymous4: whos everyone else?
Anonymous3: WhOs ManDy
Anonymous3: yEaH YeAH ILL bRinG thE BaLLs AlONG
Andrew Quah: i’m andy
Anonymous3: hehEHEH baLLS
Anonymous2: I’M nIkkI!
Anonymous4: hi andy, how are you.
Andrew Quah: i’m old.
Anonymous1: please dont say things like that. my teacher is watching.
Anonymous4: stella is andy hot?
Anonymous2: AnDy iZ mY Bf!
Andrew Quah: since when??
Anonymous3: SoWi
Anonymous4: are the rest girls?
Anonymous3: i dNT kNoW
Anonymous3: bUt AnDy kNowS iM hoT
Anonymous2: omG R u BreAkiNg Up Wid ME?!!!
Andrew Quah: yep, i’ll attest to that
Anonymous3: aM i haWt AnDy?
Anonymous2: :|
Anonymous4: oh ok lol so yeah back to ahmed, he is treating me like shit, im
thinking of cheating on him
Anonymous3: hEhhHEHE
Andrew Quah: nikki, baby, it’s not you, it’s me
Anonymous3: oH nO lUcY
Anonymous3: bUt yOO lOvE hIM
Anonymous3: dOnT be StOOpID
Anonymous4: stella, remember when he was driving us to that club on saturday, he
wanted me to go down on him while driving
Anonymous2: DuZ diZ meeN UR a GAY?!!!
Anonymous4: i mean i don’t do that to guys ive only known for 5 fkn days
Anonymous3: yEs bUT hE oNLY lURvES YOU
Anonymous3: AwWH
Anonymous3: i Do
Anonymous4: hook me up with one of your friends seriously coz i wanna cheat on him
Anonymous3: I dO fOR eiGht HoURs
Anonymous4: lol i know
Anonymous4: trust me i know ;)
Anonymous3: :K
Anonymous4: andy, are you hot
Anonymous4: ?
Andrew Quah: oh, most definitely not
Anonymous1: i have to go. i have history class. ill speak to u gurls tomrrow!
Andrew Quah: i’m as ugly as they come
Anonymous4: lol i bet you arent ;)
Anonymous4: ({)
Anonymous2: aNdy SeZ hEz SmAlL 2!(thumb)
Anonymous3: dOnT gO mAnDY
Andrew Quah: well, the uni newspaper “honi soit” said i was
Anonymous3: ilL mIss YoU
Anonymous4: i actually prefer small penises lol
Anonymous2: EEzy foR BJs
Anonymous1: just make sure u go2 training!
Anonymous1: we have to win!
Anonymous4: uni newspaper?
Anonymous4: what uni do u go to?
Andrew Quah: usyd
Anonymous4: i started at usyd this year
Anonymous4: OMG
Anonymous3: iLL brING tHE oRanGEs
Anonymous3: toO anD the BaLLS
Anonymous1: ?
Anonymous3: hEHHEHHE
Anonymous3: i dO aRTs
Anonymous1: uni?
Andrew Quah: i was a candidate for Union board in semester 1
Andrew Quah: the previous year, i was the Con’s candidate for SRC President
Anonymous4: i don’t pay much attention to studnet politics i just like partying
lol
Anonymous3: whATs thAT
Andrew Quah: yeah, but my face was on posters.
Anonymous4: ah i didnt see
Anonymous1: i think katherine sent me the wrong email address. sorry i dont think
u r who i thawt u were.
Anonymous3: i DiDNt SeE
Anonymous3: oHmyGoSH
Anonymous3: wErE yOU tHE hAwT asIAN gUY
Anonymous4: no but we have to meet up! do u go to main campus?
Anonymous3: whOS fAcE mAdE me WeT
Anonymous3: :k
Anonymous3: KekEKkKEIn a separate window between Anonymous4 and Quah, where the trade took place:
Anonymous4: thats one of em
Anonymous4: me
Anonymous4: if u send me a pic of ur dick ill send u a pic of me in my bra ;)
Andrew Quah: tempting
Andrew Quah: wow, you’re hot
Anonymous4: that was a teaser
Anonymous4: not wheres the cock ;)
Anonymous4: now*
Andrew Quah: fine!
Anonymous4: r u gonna do it
Anonymous4: do it soon coz i wanna go to sleep soon but i dont wanna leave without
a little something ;)(
Andrew Quah: oh alright
Anonymous4: yay!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous4: im waiting!
Andrew Quah: hard to take a pic, you know!
Anonymous4: ok well hurry :D
Anonymous4: SEND!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andrew Quah: aiyah, i’m so embarrassed
Andrew Quah: look how ugly i am, and my face isn’t even in it :(
Anonymous4: thats a nice penis!
Anonymous4: but how can i be sure thats urs!
Andrew Quah: i just took it!
Anonymous4: yeh but why is it like 3 photos
Anonymous4: it doesnt look amatuer
Andrew Quah: i took a few
Anonymous4: well take one of ur face and the bedsheets to prove it
Anonymous4: !
Anonymous4: coz i know what the bedsheets look like now
Andrew Quah: i so don’t photograph well in a flash
Anonymous4: ok well just take a photo of ur bedsheets
Anonymous4: or whatever surface u took the photo of ur dick on
Andrew Quah: ok
Anonymous4: NOW
Anonymous4: and then ull get more pics of me ;)
Anonymous4: more revealing ones ;)
Andrew Quah: ok!
Anonymous4: the bedsheets!
Anonymous4: take a pic
Anonymous4: so i can have proof :D
Andrew Quah: it’s my laptop on the bedsheets
Anonymous4: yay
Anonymous4: ok wait
Andrew Quah: niiiice
Andrew Quah: oh, wow
Anonymous4: :D
Anonymous4: lol stella u whore
Andrew Quah: i’m at main campus on tuesdays and thursdays
Anonymous4: i have a big break on thursday
Anonymous4: like from 11-2 lol
Anonymous2: OmG, AnDrEw wHat BrAnd Of UnderweAr Do U oWn?
Andrew Quah: i’m just hurt that people don’t know who i am :(
Anonymous4: don’t take offence i don’t pay attention to student politics and stuff
Andrew Quah: that’s alright, i wouldn’t either
Anonymous4: i just go to lectures, tutes and the parties
Anonymous3: iM a InTerRnatIOnAl StUDeNT
Andrew Quah: i live an hour and a half away from uni, so i don’t even do the
parties.
Anonymous4: hey stella u know brian from snowball, we fucked in carslaw thatn ight
lol
Anonymous4: thats why you couldnt find me
Anonymous3: oHhHhH
Anonymous3: hEhEHHE hE wAs a qTepIe
Anonymous2: R U iGnOrINg ME AnDrEW?!!!
Andrew Quah: of course not baby
Anonymous2: :'(
Anonymous4: dont tell katie this but he was fingering me on the couch lol
Anonymous4: i think ppl were watching
Anonymous3: hEY aNDy wAnNa mEet at CarsLAw ToiLETs
Andrew Quah: nice conversation here
Andrew Quah: which one is carslaw?
Anonymous3: i ThINK Susy SaW yoU
Andrew Quah: oh yeah, eastern avenue
Anonymous4: the one with the student centre
Anonymous4: yeah
Anonymous3: sHE wAs JEaLOus
Anonymous4: carslaw toilets is where everyone goes to fuck lol
Anonymous3: ThAT OnE
Anonymous4: i fucked like 3 guys there last semester
Anonymous4: not at once though lol
Anonymous3: i hAvE mY leCturEs iN eaSterN avEnus
Anonymous3: i hAveNT fuCked AnyONE
Andrew Quah: i’m usually in the seymour centre when i’m at main campus. the
practice rooms on level 5 are perfect for fucking. not that i would
know.
Anonymous3: cEpt BloWjoBS
Anonymous2: AnDy, ComE DoN 2 TAFE aT BrOaDwAy, I wAnnA gEt BaK 2GeddEr!
Anonymous3: thEyre So hAwT
Anonymous4: lol i bet uve fucked in those rooms andy ;)
Andrew Quah: i’m a virgin.
Anonymous2: We KaN HavE MaKE Up SeX
Anonymous4: you are!
Anonymous4: OMG
Anonymous3: iM a ViRgiN tOO
Andrew Quah: of course, i’m an ugly asian student pollie.
Anonymous4: nah i love taking guys virginity lol
Anonymous4: no but like i LOVE it it makes u feel good being the first
Anonymous4: please, have sex with me!! lol
Anonymous4: im seriious too
Anonymous3: iM aSiaN toOO
Andrew Quah: hey, i have high standards
Anonymous3: bUT iM hOT/
Andrew Quah: good point
Anonymous4: im hot!
Anonymous4: nah plz i CRAVE virgins
Anonymous4: its like a fetish i have lol
Andrew Quah: haha
Anonymous3: So yEs. HoW biG iS yOUR peNIS
Anonymous2: I’m WiLlInG 2 dO aNyDinG 4 U AnDy!
Andrew Quah: i’m an asian, you know i’m not gonna be the most “well
equipped”
Anonymous3: hOW bIG
Anonymous3: i DoNT mIND :)
Anonymous4: send us a pic of ur dick!!!
Anonymous2: U cAn PuT iT anYwHeRe U wAnt!
Anonymous2: YEAH!
Anonymous2: SEND!
Andrew Quah: no way, who knows where the pic would end up!
Anonymous3: nO i WanT to KnoW hoW bIG
Anonymous3: sO i CaN gEt ReADY
Anonymous3: nO
Anonymous3: wE woNT seND
Anonymous4: nah andy can we fuck on thursday {PLEASE!
Andrew Quah: i once took a photo of somebody, and i found it six months later on
somebody’s site
Anonymous3: bEcAuse We OnlY haVe SOme peOPLe wE knOW
Anonymous3: EvEryBodY haTEs uS
Anonymous2: I jUsT ToLd U wHeRe UR diK wUlD eNd UP!
Andrew Quah: hell, do you even know what i look like??
Anonymous3: cOS we”RE hAwT
Anonymous4: i dont give a shit
Anonymous3: nO
Anonymous4: ur a virgin
Anonymous3: bUT sEnd A PiCtuRe OF yoUR pEniS
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
Anonymous4: thats all i need to know lol
Andrew Quah: http://www.Andrew Quah.com/myprofile.html- that’s me.
Anonymous4: /OMG u look like my ex
Anonymous4: !!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous4: doesnt he stella
Anonymous4: daniel
Anonymous4: he looks like daniel!
Anonymous3: wAIT
Anonymous3: DaNiEl wITh thE bLAcK hAir?
Anonymous4: yes!
Anonymous4: the one i was with in jan
Anonymous3: or DanIEL wiTh tHE nICE lEgs
Anonymous3: oHhHHH
Anonymous4: black hair
Anonymous2: I wAnT U 2 SX mEEe aNdrOO
Anonymous4: lol threesome
Anonymous4: whats ur name?
Anonymous4: the other one not stella or andy
Anonymous2: I’m NiKkI!
Anonymous4: do u go to usyd too?
Anonymous4: hi!
Anonymous2: kekeke%hehe%
Anonymous4: ({)
Anonymous2: I gO 2 TAfE oN BroAdWaY!
Anonymous4: ohhh nice
Anonymous2: *HuGs*
Anonymous3: HEY AnDY
Anonymous3: hOW bIG iS iT
Andrew Quah: i only know what one of you looks like now
Anonymous3: DoNT woRRY
Anonymous4: lol i look like stella basically
Anonymous3: YoU shOULD be MAn EnoUGh tO TELL me
Anonymous4: ppl have mistaken me for her sister lol
Anonymous3: oR alL of US
Anonymous4: remember when we were on that cruise
Andrew Quah: in cm? depends, varies from 12-14cm. would be nice if i had a little
more, but hey.
Anonymous3: i PromISe i Wont tElL anyONE
Anonymous4: and this guy asked us for a 3some
Anonymous3: oHMYGOsH
Anonymous3: yEs
Andrew Quah: a man’s gotta live with what he’s given
Anonymous2: HOT!
Anonymous4: thats a good size
Andrew Quah: and if he don’t like it, he can get a penis enlargement
Anonymous3: tHATs GoOD
Anonymous3: iM aSIAN
Anonymous4: it wouldnt hurt, but its still big enough to give me pleasure
Anonymous3: aND smALL iS goOD
Anonymous3: dO yOU haVE a PIcTURE
Anonymous4: FUCK ME ON THURS ANDY!!
Anonymous3: PLEASE
Anonymous3: plEASE
Anonymous3: pLEASE
Anonymous3: PLEASE
PLEASE
Andrew Quah: of my dick?
Andrew Quah: i’d have to take one
Anonymous4: this convo’s gettin me pretty wet lol
Anonymous4: YEH TAKE A PIC OF UR DICK!
Anonymous4: NOW
Anonymous4: im wet now lol
Anonymous3: CAn YoU dO it noW aNDY
Anonymous3: PleASe
Andrew Quah: well, i want pics of you three
Anonymous2: I wAnT U SoOOO BaD AnDrOO!
Anonymous4: wait ill find a pic of me on this comp i thnk i have one
Anonymous3: go aND sEnD soME lUCY anD nIKKi
Anonymous4: but u have to promise
Anonymous4: to send me a pic of ur dick
Anonymous4: if i do
Andrew Quah: well, maybe i’ll show you in person sometime
Anonymous3: nO. ShOW uS a PicTURe
Anonymous3: oR wE woNT slEEP :(:(:(:(::(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:
Anonymous3: yOU DoNT wANT thAT do YoU?
Andrew Quah: yeah, i’d feel guilty!
Anonymous4: im sending him that pic of me in my pjs stella!
Anonymous3: PlEAsE
tAkE OnE nOW
Anonymous3: PleASE
Anonymous3: oH thTAs So CutE
Andrew Quah: … let me think about it
Anonymous3: oK
Anonymous3: caN wE sEE yoUR fAcE iN iT tOO. ItS eaSY fOR uS to PleaSURE oURseLVEs
thINkiNG oF yOU
Andrew Quah: aiyah!
Anonymous4: :D
Andrew Quah: you’re so not getting one with my face in it!
Anonymous4: WHY NOT!
Anonymous3: :(
Andrew Quah: who knows where you’d post it!
Anonymous4: ok well as long as ur dick is in it!
Anonymous4: lol were not like that
Andrew Quah: see, i AM like that
Anonymous4: i only use internet for msn anyway lol
Andrew Quah: one of my friends is doing a campaign poster for my undergraduate
senate rep campaign
Andrew Quah: it’s her friend topless with “Andrew for Senate” written in
lipstick
Anonymous3: i DoNT gO oN inTerNET cEPT WeBcT aND mSN
Anonymous3: nO waY
Anonymous4: haha thats nice
Anonymous4: did u take the pic yet!
Anonymous3: pLEaSE
Anonymous3: wE woNT dO anYThiNG
Anonymous3: ThinK oF mE
Andrew Quah: yeah, i took it.
Anonymous3: i WanT tO crY
Andrew Quah: i’m not completely hard in this one
Anonymous4: SEND SEND SEND
Anonymous4: i dont care! lol
Anonymous3: pLeaSE sEnd
Anonymous2: We JuSt WaNt U
Anonymous2: aN UR DiCk!
Anonymous3: AnDY?
Andrew Quah: oh, fine.
Anonymous3: :(
Andrew Quah: give me a sec
Anonymous4: k
Anonymous3: oK
Anonymous3: thANkYOU
Anonymous3: :):):)
Anonymous3: mwa
Anonymous4: OMG OUR MSN ICON kekeke
Anonymous3: hEhhEHHE
Anonymous3: oNly spciAL pEOpLE sEE it
Anonymous3: :K
Andrew Quah: okay!
Anonymous3: OK
Anonymous3: caN you TaKE a PIC of yoUR fACe NOW
Anonymous3: PLEaSE
Anonymous3: PLEaSE:(
Andrew Quah: you’ve seen my face though, i sent you the link
Anonymous3: nO
Anonymous3: i WaNT to SEe yOU kNOW
Anonymous3: nOW*
Anonymous3: :(
Anonymous3: PLeASE
Anonymous3: thIS iS maKInG mE sO hORny
Anonymous3: i ThiNK luCY is BuSY
Anonymous2: AnDy, R dEr AnY PiCz oF U nEkkID?
Andrew Quah: no way!
Anonymous3: AnDY
Anonymous3: dONT iGnoRE mE
:(
Anonymous3: pLEaSE
Andrew Quah: give me a sec
Anonymous3: mY pAnTs aRE doWN
Anonymous3: hUrRY i Dnt WanT the GirL nexT dOOR to SeeE me
Anonymous3: thE doORs iN thIS cOLLegE doNT haVE loCKs
Andrew Quah: haha
Anonymous3: pLeASe
Anonymous3: ARE YOO DOING DIS
Anonymous3: PleASE
Anonymous3: :(:(:(:(:(:(:
Anonymous3: HuRRY
Anonymous3: :(aRE yOU dONE
Anonymous3: whEreS luCY aND nIKKi
Anonymous3: gURLS?
Andrew Quah: i can’t believe i did all that
Anonymous2: I’m HeRe!!
Anonymous2: OMG
Anonymous2: U R NEKKID?!!!
Anonymous2: HOT!
Anonymous3: aWWH bUT i WaNT tO sEE yOUr CHeST
Anonymous3: caN yOU tAkE oNE of YOu lyING oN yOUR bED
Anonymous3: PLEaSE
Andrew Quah: nope
Andrew Quah: i already wiped my camera!
Anonymous3: iM lYinG oN mY bED
Anonymous3: PlEaSE
Anonymous3: PLEaSE
Anonymous2: PrEttY PlEaSe!
Andrew Quah: i think i’m done :)
Anonymous2: U GoT ofF?!!
Andrew Quah: no
Andrew Quah: i haven’t done that yet
Anonymous2: aWwWWWWww
Anonymous4: wnak over me now!!!
Anonymous4: i get off on the thought of someone cumming over me lolz
Anonymous3: AnDY pLEaSE tORK tO mE
Andrew Quah: any more??
Anonymous4: more from you = more from me ;)
Andrew Quah: temptress
Anonymous4: when u take a pic of u COMPLETELY naked ie face and dick in same pic
ill send the one of me without panties ;)
Andrew Quah: damnit, i just got dressed
Anonymous4: well hurry!
Anonymous4: and get undressed ;)
Andrew Quah: you have any idea how hard it is to take self-portraits like this??
Anonymous4: its is worth it!
Anonymous4: r u gonna do it!
Andrew Quah: sorry
Andrew Quah: it’s too cold :(
Anonymous4: andy!!!!!!!!
Anonymous4: dont u want a pic of my pussy :D
Andrew Quah: i can’t physically take a picture of me face And me dick without
somebody else taking a picture
Anonymous4: hmm
Anonymous4: take a sign then!
Anonymous4: right ur name on it
Anonymous4: and ur dick in the same pic!
Andrew Quah: aiyah, you don’t think those are my dick?
Anonymous4: not 100%
Anonymous4: its a hot dick
Anonymous4: but i need to know its u
Anonymous4: its hotter that way
Anonymous4: will you do this for me?
Andrew Quah: nah, i’m done
Anonymous4: but! its for me!
Andrew Quah: sorry
Anonymous4: but why wont u do it?
Andrew Quah: gotta learn to say no to a beautiful woman
Andrew Quah: before she takes too much from me!
This textfile is also attached here
Screenshots and other content will follow but what is an interesting offshoot of this from our source is that there are more photos of the disgraced Mr Quah that prove the validity of the third picture he is so desperately protesting.
More to come, good people, more to come.
Filed under: Quah

That was mind-bogglingly painful to read.
A rather fine effort
I lOvE u AnDy!
this should be on Bill O’Reilly’s “To Catch a Predator.”
post the pictures…
so wheres the rest of the stuff that was shared in that convo? more than a text file needs to be provided to prove his guilt!
Guys, I know he’s right wing trash, but you totally fucked someone over there.
You’ve taken this ridiculously ugly guy, painfully unattractive, and lavished him with the first female sexual attention of his life.
Of course he would do whatever you told him – remember this guy is 21 and has never had a gf, never had sex, probably never even had a girl flirt with him before; and look what you did. You coaxed a horny attention-starved idiot into giving you personal pictures and shown literally the whole world! (Yes, international newspapers are now running with it)
I wouldn’t be surprised if this guy offs himself in the next week.
I hope you’re happy.
How about the naked photos that are currently circulating, that should be proof enough without the transcript, which by the way is authentic.
dan post those screenshots i told you too. prove it to the doubters.
As a budding politician he should have known to avoid compromising situations.
[…] Quah scandal protracts, ironic headline makes fun of his genitalia. As I’m sure you’re all aware of the Andrew Quah Scandal has been reaching what can only be called alarming […] […]
This is a legitimate and real transcript.
This is absolutely disgusting. WHooever did this should be ashamed. It makes me sick to think that anyone would victimise someone else like this.
i want an email or personal contact telling me exactly who was in the convo
that said, i had a bit of a tug reading that convo, good work.
do it, dan! post the screen shots.
Yeah do it, Dan!
Solid effort Dan.
lol hai guys im a pretentious college wannabe jock politician and im gonna suddenly have morals and chastise those who XXXposed quah lolcoolguys.
I’m disgusted that anyone would victimise someone else like this.
Oh, wait, it’s a candidate for family fist? The party that makes it their business to victimise gays, single mothers and pot-smokers?
Suddenly, I can’t manage to feel the slightest bit of sympathy for Miss Quah.
Well said, Eric.
I’ve had classes with this guy at uni. He is just horrible. I certainly hope that this doesn’t lead to him harming himself in any way but i do hope it brings him down a peg or two (hundred). His opinions on women and minorities are enough to make anyones skin crawl and his under-handed tactics during student politics at the University of Sydney were repulsive and dishonest.
In instances where I saw him being challenged by a woman his response was always to call her ugly or fat. From what I know of Quah he is physically unable to have a conversation with a female without either wanting her (his best friend Jo) or hating her (Me, and every other self-respecting woman. Clearly this does NOT incluse his best friend Jo).
Don’t want naked pics of yourself travelling the globe? THEN DON’T POST THEM ONLINE.
I say Family First deserve him.
i have forwarded this website around to further destroy the rather now, untaintable image of andrew quah. it can not get any worse. re: dmckay – from the looks of the posts, miss quah deserves it and has had it coming for a while now
Is Andrew Quah going to be the next Peter north?
Doubt it.
ps. usyd is gay
I went to School with this wanker. I’m not surprised at all.
SS of convo or it didnt happen
I think this was highly manipulative, taking advantage of andrew.
Though I am a USYD student who thoroughly disagrees with Andrew and his opinions, so I think this and the photo are both utterly hilarious!!
Andrew Quah, you are a nob. Not just for being so mindbogglingly dumb to take a photo like that, but just in general.