So it happened, we all expected it to happen and it happened. The Ruddslide is in; the victory is absolute and the carrion are fighting over the carcass of Bennelong. Kevin Rudd is the new Prime Minister-Elect of Australia.
Admittedly he hasn’t taken office yet, but the trains are still running the sky, as of yet, has not fallen, and Australia still seems to be carrying on much the same. (Of course, much like Justin if there are any major changes that force some form of unprecedented or unpredicted complete economic or social catastrophe, I will eat headwear of your nomination to absolve myself)
Now Howard’s been voted out and Costello is goneskies from the leadership of the Liberals. The Libs are in a tailspin after the defeat and the second bloody war is on to see who will take over that party as supreme leader. That’s material for another post, though.
What’s important, and I think what really needs to be taken into account is what is the true toll of Rudd being put into power. We know one important thing; Rudd is essentially a Social Conservative. We won’t have a liberalisation of Drugs policy, we won’t have Same-Sex Marriages or Civil unions (Though apparently they will try to fix the de-facto rules of taxation to apply to same-sex couples), we won’t see that drastic a modification in how we attempt to police the pacific. We won’t see the Australian Federal Police relegated to a purely counter-terrorism (read: Fuck all) role. The wheels are still well lubricated and spinning as much as they would in modern politics.
The thing that’s now in the forefront of everyone’s mind is what does Rudd’s victory mean for Australia. We’ve a burgeoning economy, low unemployment, a fiat currency, etc. Where do we go from here with Rudd?
Well, let’s look towards where we are projected to go. Firstly; the inflation/interest rates scare is a bunch of bollocks. Labor won’t do anything to the independence of the reserve bank and our current system as it would make us the laughingstock of the international community.
As little tact as the man has in regards to not treating the people of Australia like monkeys, I feel he would not deliberately enact legislation that would turn our country into a banana republic.
I feel that I’ve raised a very important point here. He would not do these things.
The current Labor Leader/PM Elect is in a situation that hasn’t been seen in politics for almost a Century.
He pays little or no attention to Factions and Factional disputes.
It’s well known how disastrous Factionalism and Factional shitfighting can be for a Government, and more particularly the people of that government. That kind of self-interested cronyism can tear Governments apart and force the passing of the most ludicrous and uneconomic legislation that could bring our country to a standstill.
But it’s all going to be different this time.
Why? Labor owes everything to Kevin. Absolutely everything. He took them from a completely unelectable position with a minority in both houses, a group of individuals who were as unelectable as they were utterly unbearable, whacked on a coat of paint, stole a policy here and there and here we are. New Labor.
A Crisp, fresh feel. A shiny new face.
Now, I know, I know, let’s see what happens when the shine comes off. But let’s get real. We can’t do anything about it for 3 or so years, so that’s pretty much something that falls by the wayside at this point.
Rudd’s government will be characterised not by sweeping reforms or exorbitant spending (The Education revolution at this stage seems to be more of a lone nutter waving a well-punctuated placard, rather than an actual revolution) but by a steady maintenance of the Status Quo.
They’re going to repeal workchoices, in the sense that they’ll stop AWA’s and bump up the allowable matters, but they won’t return control to the states.
They’re going to attempt to work with the states about Hospitals, but we all know they’ll eventually just wrest control over that, too.
For those of you hoping (Either positively or negatively) for a sweeping series of economic reforms that will turn Australia into the fetid wet dreams of the Socialist Alternative, think again. Not a chance. No matter how much the Left Faction of the Labor party will try to force this move, Rudd will stand his ground. As much as we joke about Gillard rolling Rudd, there’s not a chance of that either. Through his careful manipulation of the whole campaign process, Rudd has entrenched himself well and truly within the psyche of the average Australian as BEING the Labor party. Rudd is their hopes of winning any subsequent election in a full twerp package.
Furthermore, as I’ve outlined, there will be no real sweeping social change (Except maybe a substantial look into our Social Justice programs under the guise of Christian Socialism).
Again, the status Quo will be maintained.
What will come out of this term is that people may or may not come to the conclusion that Rudd’s promises were so perfectly balanced that any piecemeal implementation of them will be heralded as a full commitment to them, but really nothing more. What we shall see at the end of this is a steady commitment to the status quo.
By the end of his first term, the more cynical of us will not remember Kevin07 or New Leadership, as anything more than a rhetorical afterthought.
What Rudd will however leave as his indelible mark on Australian Society, Politics and Culture is an unfortunate reality for both sides of the political divide.
Theorising fully for a moment, we will look back with full hindsight at his term and be able to sardonically encapsulate it in a single idiom:
Rudd: “Don’t Rock the Boat”.
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Ah, I’m conflicted.
It’s easy to criticise trivial/absurd/meaningless reasons for supporting a given party or candidate, until you realise your own reasons happen to fit into one or more of those categories. At least sometimes.
One of the notable outcomes of the election is the strong support for the Liberal party in WA. They didn’t lose a seat, and may in fact gain one. If the Libs are what you’re into, if that’s your thing, a possible reaction on your behalf may take the form of “Wow, at least there’s some common sense around out west, Western australians must be good for something other than digging up rocks”. Of course, for such a response to be realistic a general distaste for words would most likely complement your partiality for certain policies.
Such a distaste is what leads me to my problem. Everyone in WA is a completely fucking worthless waste of resources, with this lack of value being most evident when anything remotely political is involved. Everyone, all of them all the time. These are people who absolutely love government regulation, they love it. If a business’ request for extended trading hours is denied, a whole community will continuously involuntarily climax for a month. I think people actually getting off from excessive government intervention in markets is a situation which can be considered unique.
Now I’m not sure if you know what this actually means in effect. Outside the CBD, the only sunday trading that occurs in WA is during the christmas period. Supermakets close at 6pm on weekdays. Bars are only open between 4pm and 7pm on Sundays, and up until about a year ago it was illegal for you to purchase liquor on a Sunday anywhere else. A daylight savings trial going on hasn’t changed this at all. It will get dark at about 8.30, so for the last two and a half hours of the sun being out you can’t go to Coles and buy corn chips. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this is the most inconvenient situation in the world. There have been referenda, oh yes. The wording is usually something like “Do you agree that we should extend trading hours and in doing so murder family values”. Voters always vote against change in a complete landslide. It’s great, really.
My point? WA for the most part votes Liberal due to the policies that are the least liberal. By that I mean the general political stance is one where a planned economy is supported, and social progress ignored. One nation WA being the result of taking these views to a new level of crazy. On that note, I think it is important that I mention that immigrants are took our jobs through unregulating our technology and the elimination of the phonograph. And that is family values, with the family values that keep our families valuable able to value our family in protectionism will keep you warm at night.
When people vote Liberal for reasons that aren’t really reasons, and all those people are major massive cunts, it’s hard not to take this into account when you think about your own vote. Not to mention the patronising little liberal party whores laughing at me when I asked where it was I actually voted within the puzzling array of brick classrooms. Shit will go down. That is something that will happen.
I”ll soon go all Prince Leonard on these fuckers, watch me.
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