Quah: Coming For Your Family First!

ANDREW QUAH TURNS

INTO

NEWS AT 11.

Update: Quah, not, not, not Straight

Andrew finds this sexually attractive.

 

Wait, who the hell am I kidding, I find that sexually attractive, it’s John Barrowman for Christ’s sake. He’s in Doctor Who!

The Defenders of Freedom

Today’s world is one marked by widespread social movements, most notably environmentalism and the ‘fair trade’ movement. I do not mean to be dismissive when I state that these movements are as much based on primal urges as pure reason. I conceive these primal urges as our base emotions, the feeling that something must be done. In ‘Two Concepts of Liberty’, Isaiah Berlin argued that:

‘To neglect the field of political thought…is merely to allow oneself to remain at the mercy of primitive and uncriticised political beliefs. It is only a very vulgar historical materialism that denies the power of ideas, and says that ideals are mere materials in disguise. It may be that, without the pressure of social forces, political ideas are stillborn: what is certain is that these forces, unless they clothe themselves in ideas, remain blind and undirected”.

It could be argued that the pressures of social forces can distort and even supersede the ideas which the movements were based on. The Anti-Climate Change movement extends far beyond the ranks of scientists, and the further the message travels, the less nuanced it becomes. In many homes across the land, bleeding hearts beat out;

Something.

Must.

Be.

Done!

There is a consensus, they say. Opinion polls, blogs, any form of media for the masses is in agreement. Something must be done. This new techno-friendly media is often regarding as limiting debate to a soundbite or sms. The reality is that the extent of most people’s reasoning begins and ends with their heart’s reaction. Consequences, fallacies – none of these count for much when a heart cries. More can always be done. More must always be done.

For those of us who try to defend freedom by limiting government, the sad reality is that the people are not on our side, and may never be. Minds can be swayed by reason, but hearts are captured by sentiments. Our task is an arduous one, and may be endless. But we shall not surrender. My postings will concentrate on the greater philosophical questions of government and society. If I may end with a quote from Bruce Smith, the greatest Australian liberal, which summates my task:

‘If, in the compilation of the thoughts of others, I should succeed in directing the attention of some of my fellow-men to the great political and social danger which is now impending, and thus bring about a clearer and more correct recognition of the traditional principles which I have venture to champion, I shall be quite satistisfied with the results of my labours.

I have ventured to say what I have said, because I believe it to be true; and I have sufficient faith in the spirit of manliness and fair play, which, at least, has always characterised our race, to hope that the unpalatableness of my remarks may be forgiven, on the score of their sincerity and good intent ‘.

Hey Andrew, where’s my Subpoena?

So it appears Herr Andy has thrown hate at Patriot and loveable hero/teddybear Andrew “Hero” Landeryou.

So here’s a list of things you should know about Andrew Quah:

1. According to the pictures he’s super not well endowed, and this is verifiable
2. His comments that the pictures, particularly the third picture were not him are LIES, filthy filthy lies.
3. The pictures of the ‘women’ he was talking to on MSN that were sent to him were taken from the Myspaces of underage women. The pictures themselves did not qualify as pornography but it means that Randy Andy sent those pics to people he knew were probably underage. Oh wait a minute he just gave pornography to a minor! Oh snap, that’s an offense! Wait isn’t that a serious sex crime or something to send sexual material to a minor… alls I’m saying is that this could quite possibly not be the first time that quah has wantonly sent sexual material to a minor… we can’t rule that out at all.
4. He’s a freaking nutcase who is so disgustingly misogynistic and so afraid of sex that in posts on the BoredOfStudies forum he made comments about hitting his penis with household goods in order to suppress desires!
5. He may or may not drink the blood of puppies.
6. We also have decent (Read: completely fabricated) evidence that he was involved in a sexual encounter with livestock.
7. He may or may not engage in ‘bugchasing’ behaviour. From what information we have obtained, he allegedly has rough, unprotected, anal intercourse with HIV positive men in order to contract the disease.
8. He did 9/11

So there you have it, Quah’s a nutcase horsefucker that sends porn to children and it’s statistically likely that he’s HIV-positive, as well as he was integrally involved in the greatest act of terror perpetrated against the great nations of the west.

He’s also pretty shit.

In the words of El Jobso, SIOOMA, motherfucker.

Commenting Hero of the Day

Today’s hero comment of the Day (This is a new section that will happen rarely and is not to be considered daily, in any way, shape, or form.) is Eric:

I’m disgusted that anyone would victimise someone else like this.

Oh, wait, it’s a candidate for family fist? The party that makes it their business to victimise gays, single mothers and pot-smokers?

Suddenly, I can’t manage to feel the slightest bit of sympathy for Miss Quah.

Namaste, It-getter.

Keep in mind Family First say that you deserve pots of money because you decide to procreate, something that a pig can do, but I don’t deserve a tax rebate because I buy a speedboat (Even though said speedboat may be used for sexual intercourse).

It’s lose/lose with these nutcases. Steven Fielding claims to be a doctor, but he has about as much knowledge of medicine as Quah does of what a woman feels like.

Assemblies of God cultist whackjobs.

Peter Costello does more for students in one week than NUS in whole lifetime.

You see kids, there’s an election on and we’re all doomed, but the good news is that EVERYONE WANTS TO BUY YOUR VOTE

*applause*

You see, you, the crafty blog-reading, well-informed type-person has the power to say who gets to call the shots on the exact same policies come November 24th (Otherwise known as D day). When you dot your i’s and cross your t’s (thus making the ballot informal and essentially wasting your voice in our democratic society) on polling day, you’re making a decision about which bunch of morons is going to be running the country.

This is the exact opposite of what you do when you vote for people to go to NUS. In that situation, you vote for people who want to be the people that want one day to run the country but get so worked up about contraceptives for lactating lesbians that they swallow a broken condom. Choking to death on the floor of the NUS with everyone watching carefully as the NUS has a strict non-interventionist health policy.

The real issue here though is that the NUS is our student body advocate. So when they’re not calling for the destruction of Israel or clamoring for us to replace lightbulbs with communes, they’re attempting to better life for us, the students, by lobbying at a federal level.

Thus far this has achieved sweet fuck all other than most of these tryhard student politicos losing their fat honorariums and then trying to fraudulently extract them from the universities, causing the collapse of student associations (I’m looking at you Young Labor).

Seriously, they didn’t stop the Iraq war, they didn’t get youth allowance increased, they didn’t stop VSU and we haven’t updated all dictionaries to the trendy new spellings of sexual pronouns (Hint: they’re not ‘awareness-raising’, you look like a bunch of dyslexics with down syndrome).

So yeah, life as a student has been pretty much fucked. We get not that much income from Youth Allowance, we have to work multiple jobs to, you know, live. Textbooks etc are expensive and these morons that are elected to represent us are ripping us off and fucking us over for their own political gain.

I’ll get to the point.

Costello is going to increase the tax free threshold to $20,000.

That’s right. He’s going to reduce, significantly, our expenses on tax and give students more money to put into their pockets for dealing with things.

You know the great things, you know who’s really going to benefit from this? The kids that actually struggle and work hard to get through Uni.

The Socialist Alternative douchebags with their Gender Studies degrees and their photocopied Marx will get fuck all because none of them work real jobs and they’re all on Youth Allowance.

Which makes me think they’re a bunch of hypocritical scum that call all governmental spending blood money, but boy howdy they’re willing to compromise their moral to get themselves giant heaping fistfuls of that very same bloody money.

Thank you, Peter Costello. I know you’re doing it for the less well off to get their votes, but hey, now both sides are committing to this tax relief, and I know students will be far better off due to this, than anything the NUS would have achieved in the next century.

Update: Fuck Off Duncan McKay (You Are Not A Science Team)

Here’s why:

“I AM A SCIENCE TEAM”

Update: Fuck off Duncan McKay (Moral outrage is so 1940’s)

Listen, kids. We give you all the ability to write little ditties and comments and the like on this site so that we can see you write posts about how glorious/wonderful/marvellous we are.

Admittedly, we also like a dissenting voice once in a while, but I think I’ll draw the line at outright hypocrisy.

This is absolutely disgusting. WHooever did this should be ashamed. It makes me sick to think that anyone would victimise someone else like this.

Calling ‘j’accuse’ on our morals because we chose to release information that we felt was in both the interest of the general public and general lulz.

What we don’t need is someone that already has the political spine of an invertebrate calling us on our own policies.

People with glass political ideologies shouldn’t throw bullshit.

The ardent conservative ran a failed senate campaign trying to grab the college vote doing the following things:

1. Adding every fucking human being on facebook that has ever touched facebook in order to appear popular to get the ‘I will vote depending on how many facebook friends the candidates have’, vote. (It’s not as much of a proportion as you’d think, those USyd kids really value their votes [Have you seen, though, despite how politically active they are, they still achieve… sweet fuck all?])
2. Changing facebook status to ‘moderate’ in order to appear ‘likable, fluffy and metabolically-viable’ when in fact, and I source this quote directly from an insider, he claimed earlier: “I am not a moderate, I have never been a moderate and I will never pretend to be a moderate for political gain”.

Tough luck son, chagrin’s a hefty price to pay for buckling on your beliefs (No matter how inane or utterly against rational thought they may be).

Just in case it wasn’t made entirely clear, this picture sexually arouses Duncan McKay
I’m not implying that he’s a paedophile in any way, shape, or form, but I am saying you should draw conclusions about what individuals are normally sexually attracted to children and then judging Mr McKay appropriately. Should you derive from this that he engages in behaviour that is socially described as paedophilia, then the editors of this blog do not at all condone the murder of Mr McKay and his extended family in an act of righteous anger against a society gone mad.

 

Leave Andrew alone!

I’m sensitively attuned to the world of Family First politics, which is why I was shocked to hear of the Quah Penisgate – I thought he was a bonsai grower. I was right, but turns out he’s also a politician! What are the chances?

Senorita Quah has fended off allegations of grievous sexual disgustitude with the classy ‘I was drunk’/’my enemies photoshopped it’ combo, a one-two punch of truth and justice. Well, I’m glad to say I’ve managed to acquire originals of some of the pictures Andrew is ‘guilty’ of ‘posing for’ and ‘taking’ and ‘sending to drunk 16-year-olds’ on the ‘world-wide netterweb’.
Here’s one with his name handily embossed on his chest:

Honestly, how they are getting away with those round-faced LIES I’ll never know.

Mademoiselle Q-Dog is an upstanding bastion of moral decency. He grows bonsai! How could anyone who grows BONSAI know what instant messaging is?! Bonsai is the least instant messaging ever! Do you have any idea how long it takes to grow a bonsai into the shape of the telephone greeting ‘hello’? 500 YEARS! Get real, Everyone Else. You’re wrong. I proved it. Go get me a sandwich, I’m hungry.

[edit] Got myself a sandwich. Delicious.

Quah scandal protracts, ironic headline makes fun of his genitalia.

As I’m sure you’re all aware of the Andrew Quah Scandal has been reaching what can only be called alarming heights.

Andrew Quah

Pictures of Mr Quah have circulated the internet, followed closely by laughter. What isn’t known exactly is how the pictures were obtained and how they were spread.

To add a little bit of Background information into how this all occurred what must first be taken into context is Quah’s account on the Student forum Bored Of Studies

Quah’s entire post record can be found here, view it at your own wont.

Executive summary is that Quah’s nonsense and anti-woman postings attracted the ire of several other members of the forum. As such, several of those members added Mr Quah onto the popular Online Instant Messaging platform “MSN Messenger” pretending to be a pair of young girls.

I don’t think I can stress this point enough.

What we have obtained here at B+N is a copy of the chat logs from the individual who obtained the photos of Mr Quah in the first place.

Names have been removed to protect the innocent. Here is the full and unedited, concatenated transcripts of the multiple logs.

Anonymous1: im mandy 😀
Anonymous3: dIs is LuCY
Anonymous3: ShEs PreETY
Anonymous4: hey stel
Anonymous4: sup babe
Anonymous3: StELLa dOEsNT KnOW ManDy
Anonymous1: ha! it was you all along! wheres katherine? you girls playing the
annual net? training tomorrow, don’t forget! i’m bringing the oranges!
Anonymous4: whos everyone else?
Anonymous3: WhOs ManDy
Anonymous3: yEaH YeAH ILL bRinG thE BaLLs AlONG
Andrew Quah: i’m andy
Anonymous3: hehEHEH baLLS
Anonymous2: I’M nIkkI!
Anonymous4: hi andy, how are you.
Andrew Quah: i’m old.
Anonymous1: please dont say things like that. my teacher is watching.
Anonymous4: stella is andy hot?
Anonymous2: AnDy iZ mY Bf!
Andrew Quah: since when??
Anonymous3: SoWi
Anonymous4: are the rest girls?
Anonymous3: i dNT kNoW
Anonymous3: bUt AnDy kNowS iM hoT
Anonymous2: omG R u BreAkiNg Up Wid ME?!!!
Andrew Quah: yep, i’ll attest to that
Anonymous3: aM i haWt AnDy?
Anonymous2: 😐
Anonymous4: oh ok lol so yeah back to ahmed, he is treating me like shit, im
thinking of cheating on him
Anonymous3: hEhhHEHE
Andrew Quah: nikki, baby, it’s not you, it’s me
Anonymous3: oH nO lUcY
Anonymous3: bUt yOO lOvE hIM
Anonymous3: dOnT be StOOpID
Anonymous4: stella, remember when he was driving us to that club on saturday, he
wanted me to go down on him while driving
Anonymous2: DuZ diZ meeN UR a GAY?!!!
Anonymous4: i mean i don’t do that to guys ive only known for 5 fkn days
Anonymous3: yEs bUT hE oNLY lURvES YOU
Anonymous3: AwWH
Anonymous3: i Do
Anonymous4: hook me up with one of your friends seriously coz i wanna cheat on him
Anonymous3: I dO fOR eiGht HoURs
Anonymous4: lol i know
Anonymous4: trust me i know 😉
Anonymous3: :K
Anonymous4: andy, are you hot
Anonymous4: ?
Andrew Quah: oh, most definitely not
Anonymous1: i have to go. i have history class. ill speak to u gurls tomrrow!
Andrew Quah: i’m as ugly as they come
Anonymous4: lol i bet you arent 😉
Anonymous4: ({)
Anonymous2: aNdy SeZ hEz SmAlL 2!(thumb)
Anonymous3: dOnT gO mAnDY
Andrew Quah: well, the uni newspaper “honi soit” said i was
Anonymous3: ilL mIss YoU
Anonymous4: i actually prefer small penises lol
Anonymous2: EEzy foR BJs
Anonymous1: just make sure u go2 training!
Anonymous1: we have to win!
Anonymous4: uni newspaper?
Anonymous4: what uni do u go to?
Andrew Quah: usyd
Anonymous4: i started at usyd this year
Anonymous4: OMG
Anonymous3: iLL brING tHE oRanGEs
Anonymous3: toO anD the BaLLS
Anonymous1: ?
Anonymous3: hEHHEHHE
Anonymous3: i dO aRTs
Anonymous1: uni?
Andrew Quah: i was a candidate for Union board in semester 1
Andrew Quah: the previous year, i was the Con’s candidate for SRC President
Anonymous4: i don’t pay much attention to studnet politics i just like partying
lol
Anonymous3: whATs thAT
Andrew Quah: yeah, but my face was on posters.
Anonymous4: ah i didnt see
Anonymous1: i think katherine sent me the wrong email address. sorry i dont think
u r who i thawt u were.
Anonymous3: i DiDNt SeE
Anonymous3: oHmyGoSH
Anonymous3: wErE yOU tHE hAwT asIAN gUY
Anonymous4: no but we have to meet up! do u go to main campus?
Anonymous3: whOS fAcE mAdE me WeT
Anonymous3: :k
Anonymous3: KekEKkKE

In a separate window between Anonymous4 and Quah, where the trade took place:
Anonymous4: thats one of em
Anonymous4: me
Anonymous4: if u send me a pic of ur dick ill send u a pic of me in my bra 😉
Andrew Quah: tempting
Andrew Quah: wow, you’re hot
Anonymous4: that was a teaser
Anonymous4: not wheres the cock 😉
Anonymous4: now*
Andrew Quah: fine!
Anonymous4: r u gonna do it
Anonymous4: do it soon coz i wanna go to sleep soon but i dont wanna leave without
a little something ;)(
Andrew Quah: oh alright
Anonymous4: yay!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous4: im waiting!
Andrew Quah: hard to take a pic, you know!
Anonymous4: ok well hurry 😀
Anonymous4: SEND!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andrew Quah: aiyah, i’m so embarrassed
Andrew Quah: look how ugly i am, and my face isn’t even in it 😦
Anonymous4: thats a nice penis!
Anonymous4: but how can i be sure thats urs!
Andrew Quah: i just took it!
Anonymous4: yeh but why is it like 3 photos
Anonymous4: it doesnt look amatuer
Andrew Quah: i took a few
Anonymous4: well take one of ur face and the bedsheets to prove it
Anonymous4: !
Anonymous4: coz i know what the bedsheets look like now
Andrew Quah: i so don’t photograph well in a flash
Anonymous4: ok well just take a photo of ur bedsheets
Anonymous4: or whatever surface u took the photo of ur dick on
Andrew Quah: ok
Anonymous4: NOW
Anonymous4: and then ull get more pics of me 😉
Anonymous4: more revealing ones 😉
Andrew Quah: ok!
Anonymous4: the bedsheets!
Anonymous4: take a pic
Anonymous4: so i can have proof 😀
Andrew Quah: it’s my laptop on the bedsheets
Anonymous4: yay
Anonymous4: ok wait
Andrew Quah: niiiice
Andrew Quah: oh, wow
Anonymous4: 😀
Anonymous4: lol stella u whore
Andrew Quah: i’m at main campus on tuesdays and thursdays
Anonymous4: i have a big break on thursday
Anonymous4: like from 11-2 lol
Anonymous2: OmG, AnDrEw wHat BrAnd Of UnderweAr Do U oWn?
Andrew Quah: i’m just hurt that people don’t know who i am 😦
Anonymous4: don’t take offence i don’t pay attention to student politics and stuff
Andrew Quah: that’s alright, i wouldn’t either
Anonymous4: i just go to lectures, tutes and the parties
Anonymous3: iM a InTerRnatIOnAl StUDeNT
Andrew Quah: i live an hour and a half away from uni, so i don’t even do the
parties.
Anonymous4: hey stella u know brian from snowball, we fucked in carslaw thatn ight
lol
Anonymous4: thats why you couldnt find me
Anonymous3: oHhHhH
Anonymous3: hEhEHHE hE wAs a qTepIe
Anonymous2: R U iGnOrINg ME AnDrEW?!!!
Andrew Quah: of course not baby
Anonymous2: 😥
Anonymous4: dont tell katie this but he was fingering me on the couch lol
Anonymous4: i think ppl were watching
Anonymous3: hEY aNDy wAnNa mEet at CarsLAw ToiLETs
Andrew Quah: nice conversation here
Andrew Quah: which one is carslaw?
Anonymous3: i ThINK Susy SaW yoU
Andrew Quah: oh yeah, eastern avenue
Anonymous4: the one with the student centre
Anonymous4: yeah
Anonymous3: sHE wAs JEaLOus
Anonymous4: carslaw toilets is where everyone goes to fuck lol
Anonymous3: ThAT OnE
Anonymous4: i fucked like 3 guys there last semester
Anonymous4: not at once though lol
Anonymous3: i hAvE mY leCturEs iN eaSterN avEnus
Anonymous3: i hAveNT fuCked AnyONE
Andrew Quah: i’m usually in the seymour centre when i’m at main campus. the
practice rooms on level 5 are perfect for fucking. not that i would
know.
Anonymous3: cEpt BloWjoBS
Anonymous2: AnDy, ComE DoN 2 TAFE aT BrOaDwAy, I wAnnA gEt BaK 2GeddEr!
Anonymous3: thEyre So hAwT
Anonymous4: lol i bet uve fucked in those rooms andy 😉
Andrew Quah: i’m a virgin.
Anonymous2: We KaN HavE MaKE Up SeX
Anonymous4: you are!
Anonymous4: OMG
Anonymous3: iM a ViRgiN tOO
Andrew Quah: of course, i’m an ugly asian student pollie.
Anonymous4: nah i love taking guys virginity lol
Anonymous4: no but like i LOVE it it makes u feel good being the first
Anonymous4: please, have sex with me!! lol
Anonymous4: im seriious too
Anonymous3: iM aSiaN toOO
Andrew Quah: hey, i have high standards
Anonymous3: bUT iM hOT/
Andrew Quah: good point
Anonymous4: im hot!
Anonymous4: nah plz i CRAVE virgins
Anonymous4: its like a fetish i have lol
Andrew Quah: haha
Anonymous3: So yEs. HoW biG iS yOUR peNIS
Anonymous2: I’m WiLlInG 2 dO aNyDinG 4 U AnDy!
Andrew Quah: i’m an asian, you know i’m not gonna be the most “well
equipped”
Anonymous3: hOW bIG
Anonymous3: i DoNT mIND 🙂
Anonymous4: send us a pic of ur dick!!!
Anonymous2: U cAn PuT iT anYwHeRe U wAnt!
Anonymous2: YEAH!
Anonymous2: SEND!
Andrew Quah: no way, who knows where the pic would end up!
Anonymous3: nO i WanT to KnoW hoW bIG
Anonymous3: sO i CaN gEt ReADY
Anonymous3: nO
Anonymous3: wE woNT seND
Anonymous4: nah andy can we fuck on thursday {PLEASE!
Andrew Quah: i once took a photo of somebody, and i found it six months later on
somebody’s site
Anonymous3: bEcAuse We OnlY haVe SOme peOPLe wE knOW
Anonymous3: EvEryBodY haTEs uS
Anonymous2: I jUsT ToLd U wHeRe UR diK wUlD eNd UP!
Andrew Quah: hell, do you even know what i look like??
Anonymous3: cOS we”RE hAwT
Anonymous4: i dont give a shit
Anonymous3: nO
Anonymous4: ur a virgin
Anonymous3: bUT sEnd A PiCtuRe OF yoUR pEniS
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
Anonymous4: thats all i need to know lol
Andrew Quah: http://www.Andrew Quah.com/myprofile.html- that’s me.
Anonymous4: /OMG u look like my ex
Anonymous4: !!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous4: doesnt he stella
Anonymous4: daniel
Anonymous4: he looks like daniel!
Anonymous3: wAIT
Anonymous3: DaNiEl wITh thE bLAcK hAir?
Anonymous4: yes!
Anonymous4: the one i was with in jan
Anonymous3: or DanIEL wiTh tHE nICE lEgs
Anonymous3: oHhHHH
Anonymous4: black hair
Anonymous2: I wAnT U 2 SX mEEe aNdrOO
Anonymous4: lol threesome
Anonymous4: whats ur name?
Anonymous4: the other one not stella or andy
Anonymous2: I’m NiKkI!
Anonymous4: do u go to usyd too?
Anonymous4: hi!
Anonymous2: kekeke%hehe%
Anonymous4: ({)
Anonymous2: I gO 2 TAfE oN BroAdWaY!
Anonymous4: ohhh nice
Anonymous2: *HuGs*
Anonymous3: HEY AnDY
Anonymous3: hOW bIG iS iT
Andrew Quah: i only know what one of you looks like now
Anonymous3: DoNT woRRY
Anonymous4: lol i look like stella basically
Anonymous3: YoU shOULD be MAn EnoUGh tO TELL me
Anonymous4: ppl have mistaken me for her sister lol
Anonymous3: oR alL of US
Anonymous4: remember when we were on that cruise
Andrew Quah: in cm? depends, varies from 12-14cm. would be nice if i had a little
more, but hey.
Anonymous3: i PromISe i Wont tElL anyONE
Anonymous4: and this guy asked us for a 3some
Anonymous3: oHMYGOsH
Anonymous3: yEs
Andrew Quah: a man’s gotta live with what he’s given
Anonymous2: HOT!
Anonymous4: thats a good size
Andrew Quah: and if he don’t like it, he can get a penis enlargement
Anonymous3: tHATs GoOD
Anonymous3: iM aSIAN
Anonymous4: it wouldnt hurt, but its still big enough to give me pleasure
Anonymous3: aND smALL iS goOD
Anonymous3: dO yOU haVE a PIcTURE
Anonymous4: FUCK ME ON THURS ANDY!!
Anonymous3: PLEASE
Anonymous3: plEASE
Anonymous3: pLEASE
Anonymous3: PLEASE
PLEASE
Andrew Quah: of my dick?
Andrew Quah: i’d have to take one
Anonymous4: this convo’s gettin me pretty wet lol
Anonymous4: YEH TAKE A PIC OF UR DICK!
Anonymous4: NOW
Anonymous4: im wet now lol
Anonymous3: CAn YoU dO it noW aNDY
Anonymous3: PleASe
Andrew Quah: well, i want pics of you three
Anonymous2: I wAnT U SoOOO BaD AnDrOO!
Anonymous4: wait ill find a pic of me on this comp i thnk i have one
Anonymous3: go aND sEnD soME lUCY anD nIKKi
Anonymous4: but u have to promise
Anonymous4: to send me a pic of ur dick
Anonymous4: if i do
Andrew Quah: well, maybe i’ll show you in person sometime
Anonymous3: nO. ShOW uS a PicTURe
Anonymous3: oR wE woNT slEEP :(:(:(:(::(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:
Anonymous3: yOU DoNT wANT thAT do YoU?
Andrew Quah: yeah, i’d feel guilty!
Anonymous4: im sending him that pic of me in my pjs stella!
Anonymous3: PlEAsE
tAkE OnE nOW
Anonymous3: PleASE
Anonymous3: oH thTAs So CutE
Andrew Quah: … let me think about it
Anonymous3: oK
Anonymous3: caN wE sEE yoUR fAcE iN iT tOO. ItS eaSY fOR uS to PleaSURE oURseLVEs
thINkiNG oF yOU
Andrew Quah: aiyah!
Anonymous4: 😀
Andrew Quah: you’re so not getting one with my face in it!
Anonymous4: WHY NOT!
Anonymous3: 😦
Andrew Quah: who knows where you’d post it!
Anonymous4: ok well as long as ur dick is in it!
Anonymous4: lol were not like that
Andrew Quah: see, i AM like that
Anonymous4: i only use internet for msn anyway lol
Andrew Quah: one of my friends is doing a campaign poster for my undergraduate
senate rep campaign
Andrew Quah: it’s her friend topless with “Andrew for Senate” written in
lipstick
Anonymous3: i DoNT gO oN inTerNET cEPT WeBcT aND mSN
Anonymous3: nO waY
Anonymous4: haha thats nice
Anonymous4: did u take the pic yet!
Anonymous3: pLEaSE
Anonymous3: wE woNT dO anYThiNG
Anonymous3: ThinK oF mE
Andrew Quah: yeah, i took it.
Anonymous3: i WanT tO crY
Andrew Quah: i’m not completely hard in this one
Anonymous4: SEND SEND SEND
Anonymous4: i dont care! lol
Anonymous3: pLeaSE sEnd
Anonymous2: We JuSt WaNt U
Anonymous2: aN UR DiCk!
Anonymous3: AnDY?
Andrew Quah: oh, fine.
Anonymous3: 😦
Andrew Quah: give me a sec
Anonymous4: k
Anonymous3: oK
Anonymous3: thANkYOU
Anonymous3: :):):)
Anonymous3: mwa
Anonymous4: OMG OUR MSN ICON kekeke
Anonymous3: hEhhEHHE
Anonymous3: oNly spciAL pEOpLE sEE it
Anonymous3: :K
Andrew Quah: okay!
Anonymous3: OK
Anonymous3: caN you TaKE a PIC of yoUR fACe NOW
Anonymous3: PLEaSE
Anonymous3: PLEaSE:(
Andrew Quah: you’ve seen my face though, i sent you the link
Anonymous3: nO
Anonymous3: i WaNT to SEe yOU kNOW
Anonymous3: nOW*
Anonymous3: 😦
Anonymous3: PLeASE
Anonymous3: thIS iS maKInG mE sO hORny
Anonymous3: i ThiNK luCY is BuSY
Anonymous2: AnDy, R dEr AnY PiCz oF U nEkkID?
Andrew Quah: no way!
Anonymous3: AnDY
Anonymous3: dONT iGnoRE mE
😦
Anonymous3: pLEaSE
Andrew Quah: give me a sec
Anonymous3: mY pAnTs aRE doWN
Anonymous3: hUrRY i Dnt WanT the GirL nexT dOOR to SeeE me
Anonymous3: thE doORs iN thIS cOLLegE doNT haVE loCKs
Andrew Quah: haha
Anonymous3: pLeASe
Anonymous3: ARE YOO DOING DIS
Anonymous3: PleASE
Anonymous3: :(:(:(:(:(:(:
Anonymous3: HuRRY
Anonymous3: :(aRE yOU dONE
Anonymous3: whEreS luCY aND nIKKi
Anonymous3: gURLS?
Andrew Quah: i can’t believe i did all that
Anonymous2: I’m HeRe!!
Anonymous2: OMG
Anonymous2: U R NEKKID?!!!
Anonymous2: HOT!
Anonymous3: aWWH bUT i WaNT tO sEE yOUr CHeST
Anonymous3: caN yOU tAkE oNE of YOu lyING oN yOUR bED
Anonymous3: PLEaSE
Andrew Quah: nope
Andrew Quah: i already wiped my camera!
Anonymous3: iM lYinG oN mY bED
Anonymous3: PlEaSE
Anonymous3: PLEaSE
Anonymous2: PrEttY PlEaSe!
Andrew Quah: i think i’m done 🙂
Anonymous2: U GoT ofF?!!
Andrew Quah: no
Andrew Quah: i haven’t done that yet
Anonymous2: aWwWWWWww
Anonymous4: wnak over me now!!!
Anonymous4: i get off on the thought of someone cumming over me lolz
Anonymous3: AnDY pLEaSE tORK tO mE
Andrew Quah: any more??
Anonymous4: more from you = more from me 😉
Andrew Quah: temptress
Anonymous4: when u take a pic of u COMPLETELY naked ie face and dick in same pic
ill send the one of me without panties 😉
Andrew Quah: damnit, i just got dressed
Anonymous4: well hurry!
Anonymous4: and get undressed 😉
Andrew Quah: you have any idea how hard it is to take self-portraits like this??
Anonymous4: its is worth it!
Anonymous4: r u gonna do it!
Andrew Quah: sorry
Andrew Quah: it’s too cold 😦
Anonymous4: andy!!!!!!!!
Anonymous4: dont u want a pic of my pussy 😀
Andrew Quah: i can’t physically take a picture of me face And me dick without
somebody else taking a picture
Anonymous4: hmm
Anonymous4: take a sign then!
Anonymous4: right ur name on it
Anonymous4: and ur dick in the same pic!
Andrew Quah: aiyah, you don’t think those are my dick?
Anonymous4: not 100%
Anonymous4: its a hot dick
Anonymous4: but i need to know its u
Anonymous4: its hotter that way
Anonymous4: will you do this for me?
Andrew Quah: nah, i’m done
Anonymous4: but! its for me!
Andrew Quah: sorry
Anonymous4: but why wont u do it?
Andrew Quah: gotta learn to say no to a beautiful woman
Andrew Quah: before she takes too much from me!

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Screenshots and other content will follow but what is an interesting offshoot of this from our source is that there are more photos of the disgraced Mr Quah that prove the validity of the third picture he is so desperately protesting.

More to come, good people, more to come.