So it’s on Hack (Of course) VSU is terrible, there’s not a glut of cash wasted on stupid things and not being put towards student needs. All the usual grr, particularly wondering what Commisar Rudd will do when he’s quite possibly maybe elected into to the second highest office in this grand land.
Under VSU this service would not exist.
Proving the name of the show to be accurate Kate O’Toole talked with Gillard about her opinions on VSU and how it’s ‘destroying student associations and University life’. Yes, we all know that the gravy train disappeared and the fat teat of extorted cash dried up leaving you people with a reason to learn that just wantonly spending isn’t the right way to do things. We get it, it’s the be all and end all, the sky is falling, etc.
Except it hasn’t. Now, I know that I’ve been told time and time again that the introduction of VSU was a plan to gut student activism and the like because it then made the government less accountable.
The problem is, is what the hell has the NUS achieved for students? Sweet, fuck, all. We’re all aware of this and it’s some fantastic kinda secret that we smirk to one another, but the point still remains. They have achieved next to nothing except sucking funds out of the Student Body and injecting them into marginal Labor seats. Hey, it worked, namaste. You got away with it.
The thing is, whilst the socialist-types are getting their hopes up that Rudd’s going to bring back CSU, I honestly wouldn’t hold my breath, and here’s the deal as to why:
Rudd is not going to allow a massive cash injection into a fan base that is always rabidly anti-government, and not for the right reasons.
He has too much to lose.
Student activism ain’t a great thing unless you’re the puppetmaster. OurKevin, certainly ain’t a puppetmaster. He’s a harmless and well-rehearsed lapdog for the Gillardtron, and he does a fantastic job of it.
I’ll say this loud and clear, Kevin and the other kids aren’t going to allow a massive amount of funds to go to a group of students that will have no qualms trying to enforce their own Napoleonic rule on the party.
My Name’s Kevin, I’m from Queensland, and I won’t directly ignore a policy that is intelligent and offers more freedom to students.
I’m sure we all know my stance on CSU. In that I think it’s corrupt and coercive and extortive to steal money from students under threat of removed basic University services (such as graduation) in order to fund the wet dreams of gormless morons, who have tiny heads filled with grand political aspirations.
Does this mean I’m against student activism? Not at all. However, I do think the current methods of bleeding Student Associations dry in order to fund grandiose visions of political absolutism ain’t the right way about it.
We know these people are willing to put their time where their mouths are, so why not man up and use your own funds to try and perpetuate your own cause? God only knows that we here on this blog surely do.
I think the really irritating thing about VSU is that it makes it so very clear how little the Students Associations respect us students. They think that we have no right to decide where to spend our money, and they think that we’re obviously too stupid to choose to spend it on their services.
Were the Unions actually providing proper services and really supporting students, VSU would have had no impact. I think the fact that 98% of students are choosing not to join their Unions showed the kids in charge that no matter how much of a moral ‘upper hand’ or ‘absolutist position’ they had, in the long run it didn’t mean much because people didn’t want to fund them.
It forced them to recognise their irrelevancy and realise they no longer had a free ride, and this is what truly sickens me about this entire viewpoint. I understand the need for collectively doing things, I completely understand the wants of people to have bodies to go to and to want to be a part of something.
What I don’t understand is the kind of ‘we know better’ moral superiority that always ends the same way. “We’re making the right decision so you don’t have to.” This whole notion that we as a group of students are, as I’ve said time and time again, too stupid to know the best way to spend our money is abhorrent.
Viva la freedom, because god it felt good to spend that $600 on booze and videogames rather than the limpid dreams of a dying race of activists that are struggling to be as relevant as their parents were.
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Bellicose Blather
Protip: If you actually refer to Kevin Rudd as “Prime Dickhead” I have a simple and quick recipe for you. Mix two parts you with one part fast-moving inter-city train. Add a splash of realisation of mortality and leave to sit until an underpaid cleanup crew gently convinces your rapidly drying remains to relieve themselves of their rail-centric bonds.
It’s not as if this comedy of errors we call the ‘factional response to political change’ has been enough, it seems we are to be inundated with faux-intelligent monocultural ignoramuses hell-bent on making joke groups on facebook (or for the more culturally-oriented; in small café’s) about the integrity and quality of a Rudd PM. There, I’ve said it, it’s over. If you can’t deal with having to learn the name of a New Prime Minister, you have serious issues with rationality, humanity and the underlying concepts of information retention. My course of treatment? A thorough application and analysis of the underlying physics of yourself-ground interactions when compelled from a great height. Excuse me if I’ve just interrupted a consistent echo-chamber of indulgent miasmic onanism that seems to have been stewed in its own brand of cliquish ignorance for such a period of time that the individual participants are literally ecstatic with joy whilst trying to catch each other’s ejaculate in their braying mouths.
You might be snorting with indignation at this point, having just hastily clicked the “Accept” button on a group on Facebook with the title “I won’t call Kevin Rudd PM I’ll call him Earthen ButtFart to better Convey my level of angst at the current political situation”. That’s all well and good, but you my friend have a thing known as a ‘party line political allegiance’. Were someone higher in the polity/party to say jump you would quickly draft a press release about the height of the jump and how comparatively, your opposition has not even begun to jump and their planned jump is paltry in comparison with your olympian vector.
That said and done I’ve learned a very important lesson over the last few weeks; political allegiances are about as safe and as useful as Hasbro™’s ‘Chokables – The infuriatingly small but unresponsive to natural reflux, plastic doodads’ around a group of existential and suicidal three and four year olds. They serve little to no purpose, they often make you hate yourself, and at the end there’s a dead kid and a bunch of angry policemen looking for answers.
I try to have some sort of reason for everything that I write, otherwise this whole didactic and one way nonsensical stream of utter gibberish goes to utter shit and ends up with me sitting in the corner with a half-eaten dictionary and a tank of nitrous talking about fake Korans.
If there is any form of message in this poorly-scribed madness, it is this; wake up to yourselves you bunch of self-indulgent priapic, genetic addendums. If you’re supposed to be the sane ones that wake up to the insanities of the mindless echo-chamber self-indulgence of the most left wing of the left wing, why are you letting yourselves fall into the same nonsensical trap?
If you want to convince those that aren’t party faithful that you are the true and the brave, on the straight and narrow then stop falling into the same idiotic habits as your opposition.
Otherwise we’re left with the nonsensical gruntings of idiots on both halves of the political stage, and then we’re well and truly fucked.
EDIT: Also, Justin’s in Melbourne for a few days, so you know what kids, Fuck David Clarke. He’s a moronic Fat Cunt that is trying to enforce his narrowminded idiotic views onto a group of people that are resisting it.
David, you singlehandedly lost the Liberals the State election and the current abysmal state of NSW rests entirely on your head. I hope serving God was worth it; you crackpot fuck. I give it ten or fifteen years until you Religious Right cum-splashes realise the indelible stain you leave on modern politics certainly isn’t admirable. You and your kind are the watered down excreta of a baseless, thoughtless class of arbitrarily-bemoraled drones whose only true victory will be the obvious expunging of your genetic dross through the Darwinism you so hopelessly bemoan.
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